Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #33593
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #23294
People don’t start wars, governments do.
Quote #26684
There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #18749
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #11331
At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #6912
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.