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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
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Adults are just children who earn money.
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What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the...
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If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in...
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In our system, at about 1130 on election night, they just push you off...
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...