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Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
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Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...
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Getting there isn’t half the fun – it’s all the fun.
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If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable...