Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #16372
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Quote #16836
To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
Quote #22265
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
Quote #33143
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to...
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...