Quote #1346
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...
Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #15511
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.
Quote #22673
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #25299
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #29432
I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to...