Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #237
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Quote #762
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Quote #24939
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as...
Quote #34497
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29923
Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it the first law of...
Quote #4964
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
Quote #30029
My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
Quote #4573
There are some remedies worse than the disease.