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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
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The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of...
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Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...