Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #1195
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
Quote #17795
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Quote #22115
You despise books you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #13334
Courage atrophies from lack of use.
Quote #11989
There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well.