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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Science is nothing but perception.
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Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It’s a bum’s life. The principal...
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To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the...
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We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...
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It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
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Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary,...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying...
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A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its...
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Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...