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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name...
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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to...
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.