Quote #25404
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
Quote #3855
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #969
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #11763
It?s more easy to win a chess game in five minutes than it is...
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #13476
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #14664
Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #3998
We can always take but never give.