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I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
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Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid....
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Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...