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I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I...
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Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our...
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Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
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Love and hate are not opposites. The opposite of love is indifference.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...