Quote #25004
I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe...
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
Quote #2869
Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #20267
Second thoughts are ever wiser.
Quote #8642
The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28992
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #13012
I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Quote #11364
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.