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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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We merely want to live in peace with all the world, to trade with...
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #6921
Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.
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The love of nature is consolation against failure.
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Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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I believe that I shall see the bounty of the Lord in the land...
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Where ambition ends happiness begins.
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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things...