Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #2864
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #6613
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.
Quote #21202
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #24087
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
Quote #28464
The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it...