Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #8857
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...
Quote #8293
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
Quote #18261
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great...
Quote #11665
the tragedy of life is not that we die, but is rather, what dies...
Quote #14338
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #14417
This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #11025
Alea Iacta est… (the dice is cast)
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.