Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
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Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
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We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation...
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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
Quote #13511
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Quote #11309
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its...