Quote #19732
Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #26860
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Quote #31526
When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #34000
To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Quote #33410
When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #1366
Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.