Quote #10937
When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you...
Quote #21847
Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
Quote #11860
My purpose in life does not include a hankering to charm society.
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #1883
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Quote #2488
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #31465
Good friends are good for your health.
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #15477
Good manners and good morals are sworn friends and fast allies.