Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #7357
From the end spring new beginnings.
Quote #34309
Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
Quote #16826
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Quote #14511
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #8563
Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of...