Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #29483
You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are...
Quote #32546
Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #30812
The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
Quote #22094
Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
Quote #32768
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #19503
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #9693
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #30261
Blood may be thicker than water, but love is thicker than anything.