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Life is going to give you just what you put into it. Put your...
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Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
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Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not...
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all...
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When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing...
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.