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Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
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Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
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Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
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The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...