Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #3965
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #472
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #4425
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #13691
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
Quote #4575
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #19902
A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room...
Quote #4694
Who will bell the cat?