Quote #16996
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
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There is no slavery but ignorance.
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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they...
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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
Quote #29931
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Quote #14862
Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
Quote #21352
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.