Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #27492
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
Quote #9359
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Quote #27445
I’m not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper...
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
Quote #11397
Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
Quote #3189
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
Quote #34254
I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote #18210
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.