Quote #14179
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #17471
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
Quote #8749
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #25180
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
Quote #30764
The best way not to have people in your way is to let them...
Quote #33394
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #16754
A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #23334
This administration is totally colorblind.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.