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It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive...
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#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Quote #2248
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they...
Quote #27020
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #13239
Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.
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The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
Quote #12458
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to...