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Someone has described science as an orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems...
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For...
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The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...
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There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
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In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent,...
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Let us, then be up and doing, With a heart for any fate; Still...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...