Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30300
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
Quote #6457
By always thinking unto them. I keep the subject constantly before me and wait...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #8100
He who would travel happily must travel light.
Quote #20998
Little friends may prove great friends.
Quote #1062
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
Quote #14675
A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.
Quote #31615
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
Quote #14910
Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind.