Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #28712
A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor...
Quote #25588
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Quote #18768
I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
Quote #32249
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Quote #17461
The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work...
Quote #34731
The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t...
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...