Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28355 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Author Unknown Quote #15008 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23495 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne Quote #30095 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them...
CaddyShack Quote #19604 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
Carol Matthau, O Magazine, October 2003 Quote #10620 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Seneca Quote #7320 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have...
Aleister Crowley Quote #26870 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor...
Douglas Gerald Quote #12161 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half- way to meet...
Alice May Brock Quote #25970 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...