Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #15105
Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
Quote #33391
When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #32403
Great minds discuss ideas Average minds discuss events Small minds discuss people.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #2040
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
Quote #29161
Not only the studying and writing of history but also the honoring of it...