Quote #4722
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #22405
Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
Quote #23052
What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call...
Quote #15911
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #30938
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
Quote #10026
It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.