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I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #25080
It takes little talent to see what lies under one’s nose, a good deal...
Quote #14387
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
Quote #34457
I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #16881
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
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It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his...