Quote #26952
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the...
Quote #26768
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Quote #15734
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2999
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #25057
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Quote #11876
Religion is an illusion, and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit...
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)