Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #22884
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #32143
America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and...
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #7743
An act against my will is not my act.
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #33427
I don’t confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #11176
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.