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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
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The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...