Quote #18570
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #16786
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #32679
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #19432
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #33989
One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for...
Quote #34120
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
Quote #26105
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.