Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
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One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #2882
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
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Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #26657
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Quote #2422
The people are to be taken in very small doses.
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A good rest is half the work.
Quote #3040
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for...