Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #26763
Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger,...
Quote #30277
It all meant nothing but ‘Move a little farther. You are to near me.’
Quote #634
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #21420
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #25397
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
Quote #9736
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