Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #22333
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #17272
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #29420
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember...
Quote #2936
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #4927
Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the dogs of war.