Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #23336
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases...
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #15235
Hope is both the earliest and the most indispensable virtue inherent in the state...
Quote #32164
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #31176
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
Quote #1404
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #17271
Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
Quote #10995
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.