Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #9689
I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an...
Quote #18818
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #14969
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
Quote #3073
What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad...
Quote #9765
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Quote #17041
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Quote #33085
No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...