Quote #31410
Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #30598
Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men...
Quote #18822
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #15652
The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on...
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #7698
Knowledge is essential to conquest; only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought...