Quote #1950
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
Quote #4401
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #28572
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
Quote #27452
Only those who attempt the absurd…will achieve the impossible. I think…I think it’s in...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #11650
A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
Quote #15065
Men of the noblest dispositions think themselves happiest when others share their happiness with...
Quote #26557
Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
Quote #25446
If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...