Quote #7157
It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance; for it requires knowledge to...
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I know where we’re going, I just don’t know where that IS
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One of the many ways of managing peers is to knock them down so...
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4971
I am not merry; but I do beguileThe thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
Quote #19827
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...