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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had...
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2. He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always...
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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Thank God kids never mean well
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There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
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Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
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Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the...
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There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with...