Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #2948
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #2422
The people are to be taken in very small doses.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #13411
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good...
Quote #2190
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.
Quote #32063
If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...